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Out of the Box 59: Material Relationships

We have a colorful language that includes idioms and phrases that make sense only in a narrow context.  While these aren't quite oxymorons; there is a strange sounding relationship between the object and its material modifier.  Consider the clue and then unscramble the anagram.  Have fun. Clue                              Anagram                                  Answer Skeet                           EGO PLIANCY:                    Clay Pigeon Kaw-Liga                    ADD ONION WINE:            Heavy on the gas        TEA OF OLD:                                    SCUBA ancestor        LONG I RUN:                        Error free fielder         OLD GG LOVE:                    Picnic ware                 A RANCH PIPE:                   More picnic ware        STRAW LEVIS REPLICA:  Drink enabler              PIG'S CLASS SLATE:           Wood smoother           DRAPE SPAN:                      Political boundary      AN IRONIC RUT:      Foll

You might be a grunt if...

I have published this in many places, but thought now would be a good time to put it forth once more. GRUNT A few years ago, Jeff Foxworthy had some fun with a cultural background he simply classified as redneck.  Having spent 20 years in the Marine  Infantry, I offer a similar perspective on that calling simply know as grunt . You might be a grunt if… You can't make sense of any of the abbreviations used by the New York  Stock Exchange, but know by heart the trading value of every component of a C-Ration  or MRE . When buying a new house, your first examine fields of fire and dead space in the front yard. Within two hours of moving into a new home, you post a fire plan sketch in the kitchen, master bedroom, and forward one to the commanding officer of your new duty station. During a chance encounter with homeless people, you find yourself leading the discussion on the insulation value of cardboard. You still carry a John Wayne  (P-38) around y